Jwalk

So my gma was coming into my parents house at about 4pm and it was completly dark in the hallway where she was coming up. No one knew was coming in because if we did we would have helped her up the stairs(She can't see the steps for some reason in broad daylight) Well instead of saying "HEY ITS DARK I CANT SEE!" she decided to take a venture up the stairs. She made it about 2 steps, decided it was too dark and turned around and she tripped and fell and hit her head. My sister heard that ...

So everyone Packers fan would love to forget the disaster that was Ahmad Carroll, but we find it hard to. Well he didnt have any luck when he went to Jacksonville, and now myself, and some others, may find this funny. He is playing corner/wr in the Arena League for the Orlando Predators(I just found out) and he is getting consistently getting BURNT by the Cleveland Gladiators wideouts in this arena football playoff game. I am not one to laugh at peoples misfortunes (too much ) but man it brings ...

Well guys in 2 days I will be leaving on a jet plane and arriving in the Bahamas where I will enjoy a week sitting on a beach chair or laying in a hammock drinking Corona or something alcoholic all day by the beach. I might swim with the dolphins...I dunno yet. I will bask in the caribbean sun, I will go swimming, I will relax so much I will forget what "work" is. I simply cannot wait.

No...that's not it. Grandma got run over by me. Seriously. I hate slow drivers. I hate old drivers even more. I hate old drivers who drive slow. I hate old drivers who drive slow who drive Caddies that they can't even see over the steering wheel. I hate people who dont use turn signals. I hate people who don't use turn signals and drive slow. I hate old people who dont use turn signals and drive slow. I need to shoot something. Okay seriously let me tell you now this is a story all about how my ...

Today Jwalk was feeling angry, so he turned green and punched some things. You wouldn't like Jwalk when hes angry. Thee End







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