Crunked
11-09-2005, 07:54 AM
Defensive Rankings
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For those of you who read and follow this column since last year, I have been sugary sweet about my placement and comment to each and every team, havent I? Well this year so far I have, and it is not my way. I started this column to shush the homers among us who think their team is #1 at everything. So from this point on, I go back to calling out the cowardly defenses, I give props to the good ones I all but ignore the bad ones, the formula is the same, its the attitude that changes because this is a tough sport and your team better get tough to earn my respect.Lets look at who gets my respect this week and why, and you old timers will remember this format from last year.
The 10 Meanest, ugliest, don't want to face defenses:
#1: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/tam.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/tam)
1st last week
#1YPG
#2 YPP
#2 against the pass
#2 against the run
#4 in points allowed
#15 in turnovers caused
An overall well balanced defense, they wont kill you with just one thing they are good at all facits of defense, they don't appear as scary as a team right now and their defense will suffer spending too much time on the field but for at least another week they are the top dawg in the junk yard.
#2: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/chi.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/chi)
2nd last week
#3 YPG
#1 YPP
#7 against the pass
#7 against the run
#1(t) in points allowed
#8 in turnovers caused
Bring the Ice bags and the ACE bandages, these guys are bruisers and like to lay wood when they see a different color jersey, they are not a finesse defense with elegant INT's and all that frilly stuff, they line up and knock the snot out of you and the ball begins to become something you are much less interested in holding on to after a few licks.
#3: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/bal_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/bal)
4th last week
#2 YPG
#3 YPP
#4 against the pass
#10 against the run
#9 in points allowed
#28 in turnovers caused
Two things are keeping these guys out of the winners circle more often. Defensive turnovers and an offense, last year they only lacked the offense, and thus fans the difference from the 04 record to the 05. They make this list cause they have earned it to this point, they are losing games sure but if you face the Ravens unprepared for playing one of the top defenses in the league, YOU WILL LOSE......
#4: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/jac.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/jac)
3rd last week
#6 YPG
#8 YPP
#3 against the pass
#24 against the run
#8 in points allowed
#7 in turnovers caused
#24 against the run???with that line? Want to know why they are suddenly struggling, look at that stat. How is that possible you ask? Well some day pull ole crunky aside and he will explain the importance of good safeties in the 4-3 as it applies to run stopping, follow along there is another upper tier team in the list struggling in the same area of defense with injuries to the same position, btw these guys only are hanging by a thread to this spot playing the Colts, Steelers and Bengals has put their strength of schedule on the high side, and it only goes down from here.
#5: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/pit.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/pit)
5th last week
#8 YPG
#4 YPP
#3 against the pass
#4 against the run
#5 in points allowed
#5 in turnovers caused
These guys are one of 4 in the top 10 that will just light you up. Their greatest strength can also be their greatest weakness against experienced QB's. THey like to flood blitz on spot, overloading a particular gap or side of the line, a saavy QB will recognize that an audible to a run away from the blitz or go with a hot read reciever, if they can't blitz early and often they are still good but not dominant.
#6: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/cin_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/cin)
6th last week
#15 YPG
#16 YPP
#11 against the pass
#23 against the run
#3 in points allowed
#1 in turnovers caused
Jags fans meet your 4-3 Safety-less brethren, one rub for these guys is they are causing turnovers. Their numbers are pretty average with the exception of turnovers caused, and as a result look at their points allowed, and that boys in girls is called adequately compensating for your short comings, I say well done. The down side is teams who can run the ball will make it hard for their defense to win it for them because possession is 9/10ths of the ball (or something like that).
#7: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ind.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ind)
7th last week
#4 YPG
#6 YPP
#9 against the pass
#11 against the run
#1(t) in points allowed
#6(t) in turnovers caused
Well looking at those numbers they could be slightly higher in my rankings, but for these guys the strength of schedule is working against them at the moment, stand by that is about to change.On a note of analysis they are young and still playing inconsistent at the start of big games, they tend to get too excitable early and get scored on, they need to work on playing steady the entire 60 minutes, fast opportunistic and have a few wood slingers, expereince will only make these guys better.
#8: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/was.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/was)
8th last week
#7 YPG
#11 YPP
#6 against the pass
#21 against the run
#13 in points allowed
#30 in turnovers caused
The Skins are the Jekyll and Hyde team of the year, looking un-stoppable one minute and looking like the all dairy farmers flag football alumni squad the next, inconsistency is taking its toll, they need to find a focus defensively, the talent is there, it is just the commitment and the belief in that system.
#9: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/den.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/den)
9th last week
#22 YPG
#23 YPP
#29 against the pass
#5 against the run
#15 in points allowed
#12 in turnovers caused
Guess what teams do against the Broncos defense well? That's right Denver will have trouble against teams that can consistently throw the rock, see Indy playoff disasters 03 and 04 for further details. Aside from that they make the top 10 because they are good, if you want to run on these guys, fa-getta-bout-it.
#10: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/mia.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/mia)
10th last week
# 16 YPG
#5 YPP
# 14 against the pass
# 20 against the run
# 14 in points allowed
# 22 in turnovers caused
Looking at these numbers you are saying Crunked, how can this be a top defense look at those numbers!, well, lets disect them for a moment in the NFL world your defense gets credited with special teams numbers too, and if you look at the most important stat up there for this point, its YPP(yards per play) you see they are top 5 in that while being , oh mediocre in everything else, this is a case where the special teams play is effecting the overall defense posturing in these standings, sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees.
Here are the average Joes that need to do some things consistently to move into the top 10 or suffer the fate of mediocrity forever. There are 3 teams here that will be top 10 if they can continue their level of play right now they still have to overcome some early season statistics, but the numbers are tight, oooooh so very tight between 7th-17th.
#11:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/car.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/car)
#12:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/dal.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/dal)
#13:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/buf.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/buf)
#14:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/det.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/det)
#15:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/phi.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/phi)
#16:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sea.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sea)
#17:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/atl_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/atl)
#18:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nyj.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyj)
#19:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sdg.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sdg)
#20: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/stl.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/stl)
#21: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ten.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ten)
#22: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/gnb.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/gnb)
#23: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ari.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ari)
#24: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nwe.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nwe)
#25: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/kan.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/kan)
#26: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/oak.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/oak)
#27: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nor.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nor)
After you fall of the average Joe list,you should be ashamed to say you play NFL ball. Come on there is rebuilding and then there is just plain stinking up the place. These guys have their placement yanked cause I don't recognize or respect weakness.Now before I get flack from the newbies I just want to say a couple of these teams have started to turn it around, so don't give me the "they have played good for (fill in the blank) weeks", the bottom line is they havent played good long enough to get out of the hole, and this is (as always) a season perspective on the defense, so if they dont like being here get on their humps about staying better, and they will crawl out.Until then, here are the defenses your teams offense looks forward to having on the schedule.
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/cle.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/cle)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nyg_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyg)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/min.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/min)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/hou.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/hou)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sfo.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sfo)
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For those of you who read and follow this column since last year, I have been sugary sweet about my placement and comment to each and every team, havent I? Well this year so far I have, and it is not my way. I started this column to shush the homers among us who think their team is #1 at everything. So from this point on, I go back to calling out the cowardly defenses, I give props to the good ones I all but ignore the bad ones, the formula is the same, its the attitude that changes because this is a tough sport and your team better get tough to earn my respect.Lets look at who gets my respect this week and why, and you old timers will remember this format from last year.
The 10 Meanest, ugliest, don't want to face defenses:
#1: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/tam.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/tam)
1st last week
#1YPG
#2 YPP
#2 against the pass
#2 against the run
#4 in points allowed
#15 in turnovers caused
An overall well balanced defense, they wont kill you with just one thing they are good at all facits of defense, they don't appear as scary as a team right now and their defense will suffer spending too much time on the field but for at least another week they are the top dawg in the junk yard.
#2: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/chi.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/chi)
2nd last week
#3 YPG
#1 YPP
#7 against the pass
#7 against the run
#1(t) in points allowed
#8 in turnovers caused
Bring the Ice bags and the ACE bandages, these guys are bruisers and like to lay wood when they see a different color jersey, they are not a finesse defense with elegant INT's and all that frilly stuff, they line up and knock the snot out of you and the ball begins to become something you are much less interested in holding on to after a few licks.
#3: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/bal_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/bal)
4th last week
#2 YPG
#3 YPP
#4 against the pass
#10 against the run
#9 in points allowed
#28 in turnovers caused
Two things are keeping these guys out of the winners circle more often. Defensive turnovers and an offense, last year they only lacked the offense, and thus fans the difference from the 04 record to the 05. They make this list cause they have earned it to this point, they are losing games sure but if you face the Ravens unprepared for playing one of the top defenses in the league, YOU WILL LOSE......
#4: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/jac.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/jac)
3rd last week
#6 YPG
#8 YPP
#3 against the pass
#24 against the run
#8 in points allowed
#7 in turnovers caused
#24 against the run???with that line? Want to know why they are suddenly struggling, look at that stat. How is that possible you ask? Well some day pull ole crunky aside and he will explain the importance of good safeties in the 4-3 as it applies to run stopping, follow along there is another upper tier team in the list struggling in the same area of defense with injuries to the same position, btw these guys only are hanging by a thread to this spot playing the Colts, Steelers and Bengals has put their strength of schedule on the high side, and it only goes down from here.
#5: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/pit.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/pit)
5th last week
#8 YPG
#4 YPP
#3 against the pass
#4 against the run
#5 in points allowed
#5 in turnovers caused
These guys are one of 4 in the top 10 that will just light you up. Their greatest strength can also be their greatest weakness against experienced QB's. THey like to flood blitz on spot, overloading a particular gap or side of the line, a saavy QB will recognize that an audible to a run away from the blitz or go with a hot read reciever, if they can't blitz early and often they are still good but not dominant.
#6: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/cin_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/cin)
6th last week
#15 YPG
#16 YPP
#11 against the pass
#23 against the run
#3 in points allowed
#1 in turnovers caused
Jags fans meet your 4-3 Safety-less brethren, one rub for these guys is they are causing turnovers. Their numbers are pretty average with the exception of turnovers caused, and as a result look at their points allowed, and that boys in girls is called adequately compensating for your short comings, I say well done. The down side is teams who can run the ball will make it hard for their defense to win it for them because possession is 9/10ths of the ball (or something like that).
#7: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ind.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ind)
7th last week
#4 YPG
#6 YPP
#9 against the pass
#11 against the run
#1(t) in points allowed
#6(t) in turnovers caused
Well looking at those numbers they could be slightly higher in my rankings, but for these guys the strength of schedule is working against them at the moment, stand by that is about to change.On a note of analysis they are young and still playing inconsistent at the start of big games, they tend to get too excitable early and get scored on, they need to work on playing steady the entire 60 minutes, fast opportunistic and have a few wood slingers, expereince will only make these guys better.
#8: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/was.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/was)
8th last week
#7 YPG
#11 YPP
#6 against the pass
#21 against the run
#13 in points allowed
#30 in turnovers caused
The Skins are the Jekyll and Hyde team of the year, looking un-stoppable one minute and looking like the all dairy farmers flag football alumni squad the next, inconsistency is taking its toll, they need to find a focus defensively, the talent is there, it is just the commitment and the belief in that system.
#9: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/den.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/den)
9th last week
#22 YPG
#23 YPP
#29 against the pass
#5 against the run
#15 in points allowed
#12 in turnovers caused
Guess what teams do against the Broncos defense well? That's right Denver will have trouble against teams that can consistently throw the rock, see Indy playoff disasters 03 and 04 for further details. Aside from that they make the top 10 because they are good, if you want to run on these guys, fa-getta-bout-it.
#10: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/mia.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/mia)
10th last week
# 16 YPG
#5 YPP
# 14 against the pass
# 20 against the run
# 14 in points allowed
# 22 in turnovers caused
Looking at these numbers you are saying Crunked, how can this be a top defense look at those numbers!, well, lets disect them for a moment in the NFL world your defense gets credited with special teams numbers too, and if you look at the most important stat up there for this point, its YPP(yards per play) you see they are top 5 in that while being , oh mediocre in everything else, this is a case where the special teams play is effecting the overall defense posturing in these standings, sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees.
Here are the average Joes that need to do some things consistently to move into the top 10 or suffer the fate of mediocrity forever. There are 3 teams here that will be top 10 if they can continue their level of play right now they still have to overcome some early season statistics, but the numbers are tight, oooooh so very tight between 7th-17th.
#11:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/car.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/car)
#12:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/dal.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/dal)
#13:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/buf.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/buf)
#14:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/det.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/det)
#15:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/phi.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/phi)
#16:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sea.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sea)
#17:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/atl_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/atl)
#18:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nyj.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyj)
#19:http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sdg.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sdg)
#20: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/stl.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/stl)
#21: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ten.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ten)
#22: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/gnb.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/gnb)
#23: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/ari.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/ari)
#24: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nwe.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nwe)
#25: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/kan.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/kan)
#26: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/oak.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/oak)
#27: http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nor.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nor)
After you fall of the average Joe list,you should be ashamed to say you play NFL ball. Come on there is rebuilding and then there is just plain stinking up the place. These guys have their placement yanked cause I don't recognize or respect weakness.Now before I get flack from the newbies I just want to say a couple of these teams have started to turn it around, so don't give me the "they have played good for (fill in the blank) weeks", the bottom line is they havent played good long enough to get out of the hole, and this is (as always) a season perspective on the defense, so if they dont like being here get on their humps about staying better, and they will crawl out.Until then, here are the defenses your teams offense looks forward to having on the schedule.
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/cle.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/cle)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/nyg_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyg)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/min.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/min)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/hou.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/hou)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/teams/1/80x60/sfo.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/sfo)