Crunked
07-15-2005, 11:33 PM
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Hello everyone, its time, I promised I would do this right before training camp and again before pre-season starts. There are always 16 teams that love me and 16 teams that feel I am off my rocker.....you decide which is true. For those of you who have never experienced the Crunked ranking system it works like this. In the off-season (any time there is not regular season games) Crunked uses the following formula, Coach + Personel gained-personel lost +Strength of schedule- off field distractions-injuries and hold outs divided by my gut feeling= Where the defense ranks. Commentary is free and usually very salty and sarcastic :) The bracketed number is where they were from the last ranking.
1. Pittsburgh http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/pit4cf.gif
This is where they finished defensively last year. Nothing has changed you EARN the right to unseat the champ.
2.(5) Jacksonville http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/jax3dd.gif
This team looks lean and mean, question Freddy's knee if you must, doubt Leftwich's maturity. Question the consistency of their recievers, but defensively, be afraid, be very afraid.
3.Baltimorehttp://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/bal3xb.gif
I really don't know what these guys are trying to do, we are a 4-3 team, no a 3-4 team, no a 4-6 team.....no matter the formation these guys ooze defensive talent, yeah they let Hartwell and Boulware walk, but look who they drafted on defense!, I call it a rub all the way around.
4.(8) Philadelphia http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/phi1ff.gif
T.O. may disrupt the offense, but this is a solid defensive squad and there hasn't been anything drastic happen to belay that, I still think they could improve here or there, but they are rock solid and could finish anywhere in the top 10 and I mean that as a compliment.
5.(7) New England http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/neng5ew.gif
There is no love loss here for a Colts fan, or for any fan that isn't a Pat fan. But lets give-em some props they have a rock solid defense.
6. (2) Buffalo http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/buf4rp.gif
I have been one of the few to sing the praises of this defense for the last two years. And for the record I predicted them as the number one defense last year, they finished number 2. They have let a little defensive love go, they say no harm no foul and although on paper I agree I need them to prove it please.
7.(6) Tampa Bay http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/tbay5bg.gif
They drop one spot simply because they are all one month older than they were at the time of my last poll, when I said they were getting old.
8. (10) Atlanta http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/atl7td.gif
These guys haven't really done anything that amazing to move up but the teams above them have earned a slide down the ladder, so Viola! Crunked's first defensive ranking gift of 05.
9. (4) Washington http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/was3nb.gif
If you are checking your note book make sure to highlight this as a temporary stay, in a real world game of chutes and ladders these guys are sitting on a chute called Sean Taylor.
10. (17) Carolina http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/car8on.gif
Consider this a suck up placement, and normally I wouldn't do this, but what the heck the season hasn't started yet. I really like the Panthers but I do not feel this team is as good as it was last year (insert Panther fan lambasting here) And in 04 they finished 17th with mega injuries, so I figure 10th without is more than generous.
11. St Louis http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/stl8bx.gif
Added some D, in the off season these guys stay right where I put them, for now (GSOT) they may actually move up once the season starts ;))
12. Minnesota http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/min7ot.gif
I want to put these guys higher, but they haven't played a down together yet so here is plenty generous for now.
13. (9) Miami http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/mia2sl.gif
Take team with great defense add a dash of new coach and 2 pinches of running back, stir a perfectly functional defense vigorously and you have a recipe for disaster. Saban is a good coach but for whatever reason he is stepping the Dolfins backward to take them forward (defensively speaking)
14.(18) Chicago http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/chi1lp.gif
My love child this year. I expected great things from these guys last years but Grossman and urlacher, Brown, Azumah all spending time on the pines due to injury hurt these guys bad. THe cry of the Panther fan, "it can't happen again" so I give these guys a level they could have achieved last year in the hopes they make me look good this year.
15. (19) San Diego http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/sand9zz.gif
Good team, good D, not a fluke, nuff said!
16.Kansas City http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/kanc8yr.gif
Another on paper story here, lets see what happens with a patchwork of free agents, boom or bust right?
17. (21) Arizona http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/ari0hw.gif
This is a good YOUNG defensive squad, look for them to show a little more consistency this year, and I will tell you now watch their safety....soon you will know his name, everyone will.
18. (20) Cincinnati http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/cin8ob.gif
Young and tough this might be the year they win #9
19.(23) NY Jets
Speed rushing ends in question, fluffy schedule last year, this year they take their lumps. This is a defense that will get better as the season progresses, you heard it here first
20. (15) Dallas http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/dal9sx.gif
Some may look at this as a slap in the face, but really this team is coming along nicely, they just arent ready for a straight up, "top 15" just yet.
21. (14) Denver http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/den6bj.gif
I have made no secret about thinking this team is going the wrong way, Shanahan will find some way to win with what he has but I can't help but scratch my head at MOST of the moves they have made this off season.
These Teams have to earn their logo's
22. NY Giants
The offense will improve the defense, and that is sick and sad to have to say
23.(13) Cleveland
I had to slap myself back to reality. It is Crennel but its the first year of a rebuild lets be realistic.
24. Detroit
Young and unproven....you will see this comment alot
25. Houston
Young and coming, still not there yet boys a girls, but dern close.
26. Indy
Young and coming, still not there yet boys and girls and not quite as close as the Texans
27. San Francisco
New coach, new attitude, new coordinator, new scheme, same ole hold outs, they will play better than this rank in the second half of the season, but they will stink it up at first.
28. Tennessee
Young and unproven, they will be back 3 straight years of good picks, they are coming
29. Oakland
winner of the all geratric league adopts a speedy youth mentality. Pfft, no cohesion in what they are doing....... flailing at every appendage.
30. New Orleans
Under achievers anon, gets plenty of off season distraction to suck in a whole new way.
31. Seattle
There off season moves on defense are troubling to me they have added value to some positions on the D-side but I would argue they improved what was already good and still have the bad.
32. Green Bay
One thing to say, lets rebuild this sucka!
Hello everyone, its time, I promised I would do this right before training camp and again before pre-season starts. There are always 16 teams that love me and 16 teams that feel I am off my rocker.....you decide which is true. For those of you who have never experienced the Crunked ranking system it works like this. In the off-season (any time there is not regular season games) Crunked uses the following formula, Coach + Personel gained-personel lost +Strength of schedule- off field distractions-injuries and hold outs divided by my gut feeling= Where the defense ranks. Commentary is free and usually very salty and sarcastic :) The bracketed number is where they were from the last ranking.
1. Pittsburgh http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/pit4cf.gif
This is where they finished defensively last year. Nothing has changed you EARN the right to unseat the champ.
2.(5) Jacksonville http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/jax3dd.gif
This team looks lean and mean, question Freddy's knee if you must, doubt Leftwich's maturity. Question the consistency of their recievers, but defensively, be afraid, be very afraid.
3.Baltimorehttp://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/bal3xb.gif
I really don't know what these guys are trying to do, we are a 4-3 team, no a 3-4 team, no a 4-6 team.....no matter the formation these guys ooze defensive talent, yeah they let Hartwell and Boulware walk, but look who they drafted on defense!, I call it a rub all the way around.
4.(8) Philadelphia http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/phi1ff.gif
T.O. may disrupt the offense, but this is a solid defensive squad and there hasn't been anything drastic happen to belay that, I still think they could improve here or there, but they are rock solid and could finish anywhere in the top 10 and I mean that as a compliment.
5.(7) New England http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/neng5ew.gif
There is no love loss here for a Colts fan, or for any fan that isn't a Pat fan. But lets give-em some props they have a rock solid defense.
6. (2) Buffalo http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/buf4rp.gif
I have been one of the few to sing the praises of this defense for the last two years. And for the record I predicted them as the number one defense last year, they finished number 2. They have let a little defensive love go, they say no harm no foul and although on paper I agree I need them to prove it please.
7.(6) Tampa Bay http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/tbay5bg.gif
They drop one spot simply because they are all one month older than they were at the time of my last poll, when I said they were getting old.
8. (10) Atlanta http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/atl7td.gif
These guys haven't really done anything that amazing to move up but the teams above them have earned a slide down the ladder, so Viola! Crunked's first defensive ranking gift of 05.
9. (4) Washington http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/was3nb.gif
If you are checking your note book make sure to highlight this as a temporary stay, in a real world game of chutes and ladders these guys are sitting on a chute called Sean Taylor.
10. (17) Carolina http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/car8on.gif
Consider this a suck up placement, and normally I wouldn't do this, but what the heck the season hasn't started yet. I really like the Panthers but I do not feel this team is as good as it was last year (insert Panther fan lambasting here) And in 04 they finished 17th with mega injuries, so I figure 10th without is more than generous.
11. St Louis http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/stl8bx.gif
Added some D, in the off season these guys stay right where I put them, for now (GSOT) they may actually move up once the season starts ;))
12. Minnesota http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/min7ot.gif
I want to put these guys higher, but they haven't played a down together yet so here is plenty generous for now.
13. (9) Miami http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/mia2sl.gif
Take team with great defense add a dash of new coach and 2 pinches of running back, stir a perfectly functional defense vigorously and you have a recipe for disaster. Saban is a good coach but for whatever reason he is stepping the Dolfins backward to take them forward (defensively speaking)
14.(18) Chicago http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/chi1lp.gif
My love child this year. I expected great things from these guys last years but Grossman and urlacher, Brown, Azumah all spending time on the pines due to injury hurt these guys bad. THe cry of the Panther fan, "it can't happen again" so I give these guys a level they could have achieved last year in the hopes they make me look good this year.
15. (19) San Diego http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/sand9zz.gif
Good team, good D, not a fluke, nuff said!
16.Kansas City http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/kanc8yr.gif
Another on paper story here, lets see what happens with a patchwork of free agents, boom or bust right?
17. (21) Arizona http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/ari0hw.gif
This is a good YOUNG defensive squad, look for them to show a little more consistency this year, and I will tell you now watch their safety....soon you will know his name, everyone will.
18. (20) Cincinnati http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/cin8ob.gif
Young and tough this might be the year they win #9
19.(23) NY Jets
Speed rushing ends in question, fluffy schedule last year, this year they take their lumps. This is a defense that will get better as the season progresses, you heard it here first
20. (15) Dallas http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/dal9sx.gif
Some may look at this as a slap in the face, but really this team is coming along nicely, they just arent ready for a straight up, "top 15" just yet.
21. (14) Denver http://www.pigskinheaven.com/forums/images/icons/den6bj.gif
I have made no secret about thinking this team is going the wrong way, Shanahan will find some way to win with what he has but I can't help but scratch my head at MOST of the moves they have made this off season.
These Teams have to earn their logo's
22. NY Giants
The offense will improve the defense, and that is sick and sad to have to say
23.(13) Cleveland
I had to slap myself back to reality. It is Crennel but its the first year of a rebuild lets be realistic.
24. Detroit
Young and unproven....you will see this comment alot
25. Houston
Young and coming, still not there yet boys a girls, but dern close.
26. Indy
Young and coming, still not there yet boys and girls and not quite as close as the Texans
27. San Francisco
New coach, new attitude, new coordinator, new scheme, same ole hold outs, they will play better than this rank in the second half of the season, but they will stink it up at first.
28. Tennessee
Young and unproven, they will be back 3 straight years of good picks, they are coming
29. Oakland
winner of the all geratric league adopts a speedy youth mentality. Pfft, no cohesion in what they are doing....... flailing at every appendage.
30. New Orleans
Under achievers anon, gets plenty of off season distraction to suck in a whole new way.
31. Seattle
There off season moves on defense are troubling to me they have added value to some positions on the D-side but I would argue they improved what was already good and still have the bad.
32. Green Bay
One thing to say, lets rebuild this sucka!