By RUPackers
Published: December 22, 2007 PrintEmail
AN NFL CHRISTMAS
Here's my gift to everyone out there at our cozy little website...some holiday cheer...NFL style! Feel free to print this out and go caroling...I'm sure the neighbors will love it!"
“BB the Angry Pats Coach” (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
He’s lost Deion and Givens and Caldwell and Dillon Got Randy and Donte and Welker and Kelley Can Bill Belichick forestall, Going undefeated once and for all…
BB the angry Pats coach (Pats coach) Had an undefeated team (They have 14 wins!) And if you had to play them (Play them) In frustration you would scream (Oh come on!)
All of their poor opponents (Opponents) Would lose by up to forty-three (Where’s the mercy rule?) They never let opponents (Opponents) Squeeze out a victory (Ran up the score)
Then one muggy summer’s day Goodell came to say (Sus-pen-sion!) BB don’t you dare say shucks Give me half a million bucks
Then how the media bashed him (bashed him) As he won his next 13 (Whoop-y) BB the angry Pats coach Has moved next door to Mercury (On his block!)
“Superbowl, Superbowl, Superbowl” (to the tune of “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow”)
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the Pack is so delightful With only four more wins to go Superbowl Superbowl Superbowl.
He doesn’t show signs of stopping With Marino’s records dropping Only four wins left until their goal Superbowl Superbowl Superbowl
When we finally play the 'Boys How they’ll hate playing in the Lambeau storm But as long as we stick it out We’ll play in Glendale, there it’s warm!
The season is downward winding But the Pack, they are still flying With only four more wins to go Superbowl Superbowl Superbowl
“Arthur The Owner” (To the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Arthur the Owner Had a very messed up team With a jailed QB and a coward coach And a win total of three
Arthur the Owner Is clearly not having fun It all started when his million dollar man Was replaced with Joey Harrington
He led this team right to the end Of the NFC pack And it didn’t get any better When Petrino turned Razorback
Arthur the Owner Has a lot of work to do And he better get cracking on that starting now Or next year they’ll only win 2
Cleveland Browns (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Playing in the snow They’ve already won nine O’er their foes they roll For once they’re playing fine! Derek throws the ball Crazy stats he does wield What fun it is to watch the Browns On a white and snowy field
HEY
Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns Might win up to ten Oh what fun, it sure would be For our good friend Raiden
HEY
Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns Keep on standing tall Oh what fun it is to watch Phil Dawson kick the ball!
On the 12th day of Christmas the NFL gave to me…
Twelve player suspensions Eleven Falcons losses Ten playoff hopefuls Nine injured halfbacks Eight Patriot blowouts Seven lousy playing fields Six games we can’t watch FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! Four Eli picks Three Monday boneheads Two Romo girlfriends And the Dolphins finally won!
“We Wish We Were in the Pro-Bowl” (To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
We wish we were in the Pro Bowl We wish we were in the Pro Bowl We wish we were in the Pro Bowl But we’re from Jacksonville
We all got snubbed bad We’re all really sad For cripe sake the Dolphins Even got to send one!
We wish we were in the Pro Bowl We wish we were in the Pro Bowl We wish we were in the Pro Bowl But hey, maybe next year!
