Welcome to week 7 of the official PSH Power Rankings!

Week 7’s guest ranker?  Our long-time friend ‘Dreamers’!

As a reminder, jjflr and r5d3 use mathematical/statistical models for their rankings.  These formulas are not available to the public but may be available for the right price.  Mallard and, now, the weekly guest, will rank teams purely based on their subjective opinions and years of wisdom.  The 4 individual rankings are then compiled and averaged, giving you, the lucky reader, the official PSH Weekly Power Rankings!

1. Tennessee Titans (6-0) – Blackmallard:  “They can just about put away the division if they defeat a still reeling Indianapolis on Monday.”
2. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-1) – Dreamers: “The 2^nd best D in the league and if they can all stay healthy, not a bad O either.”
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-2) – jjflr: “If Garcia can settle in at QB (and if Chucky will let him), this is an interesting team.”
4. New York Giants (5-1) – ruuuuudiii: “Giants move up a spot (in the formula) but that was an unconvincing win over a bad team.”
5. Arizona Cardinals (4-2) – Blackmallard:  “I can’t see them screwing this opportunity up.”
6. Carolina Panthers (5-2) – ruuuuudiii: “A week after getting spanked by Bucs, they spank the Saints.  This is the most open division in football.”
7. Buffalo Bills (5-1) – Dreamers: “Finally played a good team in S.D. and pulled off a win.”
8. Washington Redskins (5-2) – ruuuuudiii: “A decent win, plus last week’s loss to St. Louis doesn’t look nearly as bad now as it did a week ago.”
9.  Chicago Bears (4-3) – ruuuuudiii: “I’m still waiting for them to go away, but they just won’t listen.”
10. Philadelphia Eagles (3-3) – jjflr: “Probably feeling better about their chances after seeing the Cowboys fall and the Redskins and Giants stumbling.”
11. Green Bay Packers (4-3) – Dreamers: “Their D is starting to look better and they haven’t had a bad loss.”
12. Atlanta Falcons (4-2) – ruuuuudiii: “Surprising start to the season, yes, but Panthers and Bucs both own convincing wins over Falcons.  Making the playoffs is still a reach for Atlanta.”
13. Dallas Cowboys (4-3) – jjflr: “Yes, it’s o.k. to panic now.”
14. New England Patriots (4-2) –Blackmallard: “They completed the destruction of the Denver Broncos season, but lost 2 more starters along the way.”
15. San Diego Chargers (3-4) – Blackmallard: “I’ll be amazed if they can’t catch the Broncos for an underwhelming division title.”
16. Baltimore Ravens (3-3) – Dreamers: “Haven’t beaten anyone noteworthy yet.”
17. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3) – Dreamers: “Haven’t had a bad loss but haven’t shown a lot either.”
18. New Orleans Saints (3-4) – jjflr: “I am single-handedly responsible for the injury to Bush …. The Saints can thank me later after they rattle off 3 or 4 wins in a row.”
19. Indianapolis Colts (3-3) – ruuuuudiii: “Who are these guys?”
20. New York Jets (3-3) – ruuuuudiii: “Maybe Mangini can call a time out on the rest of the season.”
21. Miami Dophins (2-4) – Blackmallard: “This team seems to relish the spoiler role.  They can’t get up for a game that people give them a chance in.”
22. Minnesota Vikings (3-4) – Dreamers: “Just can’t seem to get both their O and D to show up on the same day.”
23. Cleveland Browns (2-4) –Blackmallard: “The curtain is coming down on the Big Scapoose.”
24. Denver Broncos (4-3) – ruuuuudiii: “With an offense that’s now near the very bottom, and a defense that had already been there all year, Denver won’t find many more wins.”
25. Houston Texans (2-4) – ruuuuudiii: “Almost blew this one.  The Texans just don’t look like a contender.”
26. Oakland Raiders (2-4) – jjflr: “You know, watching this team, I’ve pretty much decided this team doesn’t have a lot of talent but at least they’re battling occasionally.”
27. St. Louis Rams (2-4) – Blackmallard: “Now that they accomplished their mission to get Linehan fired they are going to get all the other lousy coaches fired by proceeding to go on a winning streak, thus reminding owners that coaching changes can spark a turnaround.”
28. San Francisco 49ers (2-5) – ruuuuudiii: “So, the NFCW is aready down half of their coaches.  Let’s see if Singletary can get along with Martz.”
29. Kansas City Chiefs (1-5) – jjflr: “No talent whatsoever.  Vets are unhappy and now getting in legal trouble.  What a mess.”
30. Seattle Seahawks (1-5) – ruuuuudiii: “Another bad performance.  Yes, they’ve had injuries, but they wouldn’t be that much better anyway.”
31. Cincinnati Bengals (0-7) – Dreamers: “Haven’t looked as bad as their numbers.  They may still pull out of the basement.”
32. Detroit Lions (0-6) – Dreamers: “Losing to Houston makes them favorites to go 0-16.”